#just go to sleep Hella

[hellameyers]

The urge to correct information that is actually irrelevant to literal human life is so real.

[krysmcscience]

Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

[lemonpoet]

All these streams happening at the same time is giving me flashbacks to my dsmp era and idk what to do with that realization

[napping-sapphic]

Listen you gotta be healthy and take care of yourself and your chronic conditions but also sometimes i want to hold someone until my joints feel like they’ll explode, i want to place their hand on my chest to make my irregular heartbeat go even faster, i want to stay up talking to them just to fuck up my already poor sleep like i just kinda want to love someone so much that it doesn’t even cross my mind to worry about those things

[insomnya777]

joel etho single dads au .........

[sneeb-canons]

None of HMS have a good sleeping schedule.

Heart sleeps a LOT more than Mind and Soul. He usually naps throughout the day, often being asleep more than awake.

Mind will work himself to death. He has to be made to go to sleep or else he will pass out on his desk.

Soul is the worst. He doesn't sleep at all. The only times he does are when he passes out from too much caffeine intake.

Headcanon #721

[hauntingjasper]

Blind as a bat

[lovelywingsart]

'I'm a cage, I'm a prison for what no one sees

Ashamed like I'm sleeping with the enemy

No one believes me, but I'm six feet deep

It's a monster made of memories

It's alive, like a parasite inside of me

And it feeds of the trauma of what used to be

But there's no shred of evidence 'cause I don't bleed

From this monster made of memories'

'Monster Made of Memories' - Citizen Soldier

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Trauma fucking sucks, man...

Karl agrees.

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//Did I just use Karl as a venting device?

Yes.

Did it make me feel better?

Also yes. Kinda.

I'm just... really tired, honestly... The song hit hard about a week ago and I've had this in my head since.

Yes, Heisenberg is a 'villain'... But I'll be damned if I don't understand.//

[why-the-heck-not]

insomnia? do u mean my true crime podcast time

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

12yo me: thinking hella von sinnen is sooo gender.

27yo me: thinking hella von sinnen is sooo gender.

[torchickentacos]

I'm reading poetry at 1 am and spiraling over like 45 emotions at once, which is how poetry was meant to be enjoyed, I think

[theusernameiwantisntavailable]

So I have officially finished watching the first episode of tdp and I am once again asking Netflix to stop releasing seasons that are like 3 episodes long

[gaylightisminetocommand]

do you ever end up going down a fucked up rabbit hole you can't bring yourself to look away from at 2am for the second night in a row and then realise you've had planet of the bass playing in the background for an hour

[cxpperhead]

Off topic but I'm strongly considering retconning Copperhead's type of venom? In Suicide: Path to Hell, it was shown to be acidic but it wasn't natural venom, rather being a part of Sameer's body modification. In the comics, Copperhead's venom was a powerful neurotoxin capable of paralyzing victims and causing death within 30 minutes of envenomation but again, it wasn't natural because the venom was part of the suit so I'm thinking that as his venom is natural, it shouldn't be acidic but WILL fuck you up and very quickly if left untreated?

[nvrtrust-naims]

sometimes i wish i was a part of a large friend group n someone who can keep up w social expectations n go do fun things tgthr but im not n that's ... fine ... i guess

i still have many friends n stuff but its always bc they come to me first or like i meet them through someone i alr know

so im kinda limited in how i meet ppl ... n then i complain abt being single ........... like girl go outside .... go meet ppl .... like did yk to find love you actually have to find love

[nxthingmxtters]

🐎 ---- How strong is your muse? Could they fight someone with a stronger skillset than them?

🐾🙀😻 --- Animal themed headcanon prompts

At 55, Martha's no longer the spring chicken she once was but that doesn't mean she's weak by a long shot. Martha can and has gone up against the Batman of her own timeline despite the two of them being well into middle age at this point and Thomas Wayne holding himself back from inflicting harm against his former wife. Still, being the Joker is no easy life and Martha frequently contends with other enemies such as rival crooks, cops and hapless civilians who want no part of her mad games. People often underestimate Martha for various reasons; she's not the tallest nor the most physically powerful person one could meet in Gotham what with being an older woman. In fact, she'd almost seem harmless were it not for the torn lips and stitches holding ragged flesh together suggesting her ability to withstand pain is right up there - if she even has the cognitive function to register physical pain anymore. Might only goes so far in a fight and when it comes to fights however and Martha isn't afraid to fight dirty, pulling out every filthy trick in the book to win. Why wrestle somebody when a bullet through the brain does the job much more quickly? Why waste time beating around the bush and making a grand spectacle of things when you can simply ambush your prey, cutting them down before they even realize what's happening? Whatever it takes to beat you, you can be sure Martha's planned on it and when push comes to shove, people are often surprised that she's no slouch on the battleground either, moving far quickly than you'd expect an older woman to be able to. Strength is certainly nice but it doesn't help much if you get a scalpel to the eye socket before you've got the chance to do anything with it.